PLEASE HELP ME!!!

Remember, I'm unemployed, and I'm giving away my CDs for free. I'm not staying in a hotel the entire time, except possibly in Dallas when I'm at a business conference if I can find someone to split it with. Point is... I'm roughing it. Your money will literally help me complete a trip I wouldn't be able to otherwise.

Ways you can help

Donate nothing to... be my facebook friend or follow me on Twitter.
Also free... linking to my blog or homepage on your social networking site. Donate $1 to... make me smile.
Donate $5 to... buy me a BK value meal.
Donate $10 to... help me do laundry on the road.
Donate $15 to... buy me a new set of guitar strings.
Donate $20 to... pay for a cab ride/parking in NYC, LA, etc.
Donate $30 to... buy me a tank of gas.
Donate $40 to... pay for my health insurance for a week so Obama doesn't throw me in jail.
Donate $50 to... sponsor one of my many oil changes during the tour.
Donate whatever you want... because I need it to get home!

Thanks for your support!! Donations are not tax deductable. I asked the government to certify me 501(c)3 and they just told me to pay my taxes and make sure I have health insurance. I'm just a bum, and this is my virtual styrofoam cup. But hopefully you're enjoying a spontaneous, autonomous, liberating life vicariously through me, so help me pay the bill!!

-Tony C.