FRICKIN' A...

May 5, 2010: Thirsty Ear, Columbus, OH

Frickin' A
I can't wait 'til I'll frickin' be
able to frickin' see
what it is you frickin' deem to be important

It ain't frickin' easy to put all my
frickin' effort into cleaning up your world
'cuz you want it Rated frickin'-G
and so carefree

So I spend all my frickin' H-O-U-R-S thinking about you
'cuz frickin' I have always loved you

So now I'll kick back
Maybe knock down a frickin' J
Makes me feel O-frickin'-K
And that's just fine, for all I care
you can go to frickin' L-M-N-O-P

'Cuz on frickin' cue, you did just what I thought you'd do
And I know who you frickin' are better than he ever will
So I frickin' estimate you make it a few more months
'cuz all you wanted was his frickin' TiVo
and his S-frickin'-U-frickin'-V

And I'll find myself a pretty lady to frickin' double you up
And all you'll be is just another frickin' ex of mine
And someday I'm gonna stop wondering frickin' why
I couldn't be your A-through-frickin'-Z
I'll stop wondering why I couldn't be your A-through-frickin'-Z